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Muscle Mayhem: A Hilarious Fitness Adventure

Every gym has a Bob. Sometimes it’s you.

Bob has spent years promising himself he’ll “start Monday”.

When he finally walks through the doors of Iron Temple Fitness, he quickly discovers that deciding to get fit and actually knowing what you’re doing are two very different things.

From treadmill panic and bench-press disasters to protein-shake explosions, leg-day regret and an unforgettable cast of gym characters, Muscle Mayhem is a comedy about everything that can go wrong when an ordinary bloke decides it’s finally time to get in shape.

But underneath the mayhem is something real.

It’s a story about confidence, comparison, friendship, resilience and learning that sometimes the hardest part isn’t becoming the strongest person in the room - it’s simply continuing to show up.

Funny. Relatable. Uncomfortably familiar.

Laugh. Lift. Repeat.

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